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Muzica
Nov 7, 2005 20:00:12 GMT 3
Post by rebellion on Nov 7, 2005 20:00:12 GMT 3
love you toooooooooooooooo  |
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Muzica
Nov 7, 2005 20:07:31 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 7, 2005 20:07:31 GMT 3
:"> we are live... in future world :">
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FanBebeluse
#trivi-jr 
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 10:36:19 GMT 3
Post by FanBebeluse on Nov 10, 2005 10:36:19 GMT 3
E destul de veche, poate o stiti, poate nu ... ma rog:
TYPES OF ROCK
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess.
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest.
TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f*cks her....... easy and quick.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess.
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves.
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess.
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon
and spreads his guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her....then he f*cks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and
thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist goes to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's 'gay' appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.
INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 13:20:41 GMT 3
Post by BONJUICE on Nov 10, 2005 13:20:41 GMT 3
ala bala bale sa frijem curcile sa cante feteleeeeeee
P.S.:SO SMOTOCITI ;D
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 13:23:19 GMT 3
Post by souljalikeme on Nov 10, 2005 13:23:19 GMT 3
Da` inregistrati-va fratilor, ce o fi asa greu ?!?!
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 13:55:32 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 13:55:32 GMT 3
Dap stiam alea. Si erau chestii asemanatoare pe genuri..adica trupele dintr`un anumit gen erau.. comentate ;D. O sa caut siteul  |
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Ratonu
#Rotrivia
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 14:30:32 GMT 3
Post by Ratonu on Nov 10, 2005 14:30:32 GMT 3
Da, misto faza, dar e THRASH metal, nu trash.
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 15:13:09 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 15:13:09 GMT 3
Acorda putin credit. Sunt doar niste glumite |
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 15:36:28 GMT 3
Post by rebellion on Nov 10, 2005 15:36:28 GMT 3
mie-mi place power metal :">
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 15:42:08 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 15:42:08 GMT 3
Glumita aia e facuta si la Rhapsody. Cam generalizata faza cu " power metal " .
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 15:42:34 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 15:42:34 GMT 3
in fine Rhapsody nu`s power 100 % dar tot poanta aia era si la ei..
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 15:43:59 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 15:43:59 GMT 3
Si nu e poanta in unele cazuri :">
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 16:05:03 GMT 3
Post by rebellion on Nov 10, 2005 16:05:03 GMT 3
eu la cazurile in care nu e poanta ma refeream :">
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 19:15:38 GMT 3
Post by d4ng3rz0n3 on Nov 10, 2005 19:15:38 GMT 3
Gluma aia arata foarte klar ca black metal rullz ;D.
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Muzica
Nov 10, 2005 20:46:25 GMT 3
Post by painkiller on Nov 10, 2005 20:46:25 GMT 3
clar..
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